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HAZARDOUS
MATERIALS DATA SHEET
ANALYSIS:
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO2
Discoverer: Adam Senior I
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 45 Kg but known to vary from 45-225
Kg
Occurrence: Copious Quantities in all urban areas with
trace elements
found in most areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes for no reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used not properly.
5. Found in various grades ranging from Virgin to common
ore.
6. Yields to great pressure when gently applied to
selected points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and
precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Might explode spontaneously without warning and for no
reason.
4. Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in water.
5. Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol.
6. Most powerful money reduction agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental (especially in sport cars).
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when discovered in
natural state.
2. Turns green when placed besides a better specimen.
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